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It's Nilesy! Parody of Prince Ali from Aladian.Notch: Hey! Have you heard we found our brother.
Yes you.
Get this through.
You’re a bright new sun.
Oh Come!
Believe what you can’t with your two eyes!

Herobrine: (Saying kind of Sarcastic): Notch says,
“Here he comes!
Sound chimes! Start the hums!
You won’t believe your eyes.”

Notch: It’s Nilesy, Overworld god,
Our youngest brother.
Genuflect, show some respect
Down on one knee!

Nilesy: I don’t understand what’s going on,
Help me get out of this song

Herobrine: Sorry kid but you can’t ever leave.

Notch: It’s Nilesy,
Mighty is he!
The Overworld king.
Strong as ten regular men,

Hylia-da (Zelda Is Just Awesome)A "Boom-De-Yada" Parody
(This was a song from back in January, and it was used on the ZeldaDungeon.net Podcast's New Years episode. You can here the final product at the end of the podcast here: http://www.zeldadungeon.net/2013/01/z-talk-the-zelda-dungeon-podcast-29/ ...Yeah. It took FOREVER to put together. XD)
Original Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=at_f98qOGY0
“*sigh*. Well, another new year.”
“Can’t wait to see how it goes.”
“Nope.”
“It kinda makes you wanna –“
“- break into song?”
“Yep.”

I love death mountain
I love the cloudy skies
When i’m on Eldin bridge
I see the Loftwings fly
When I’m in hyrule
The people are so great
Hylia-da, Hylia-da, Hylia-da, Hylia-da
I love the great sea
I have the triforce
I love to go fast
When riding on my horse
I love the ki

Smaug the Magic DragonSmaug the magic dragon
Hates you and me
And laughs while razing pleasant lands
Especially Honah Lee

His scales are tenfold shields
Teeth are swords, claws are spears
He likes to live in your bank account
For a couple hundred years

CHORUS:
Smaug the magic dragon
Flying fire and gore
Now he lives and guards his hoard
In ruined Erebor
Smaug the magic dragon
Kills everyone you love
Your friends and family won’t be spared
By the hateful flames above

With avarice he flew
From edge to edge of Middle Earth
Can’t put a price on human life
So to Smaug, it held no worth

Noble kings and princes
Would die whenever he sneezed
Made Sauron cr

Anyone know this?Comment with your answer if you know this song:

Yeah we can light up the sky like nobody else
We're stopping all the bad guys, they're just overwhelmed.
You say that you have an army, we have a Hulk.
Earth's Mightiest Heroes!
Avengers Assemble!
We are the ultimate fighting team.
Brought together by S.H.I.E.L.D. leader Nick Fury
Let's kick the crap out of Thor's brother Loki!
Earth's Mightiest Heroes!
Avengers Assemble!
Let's go -oh -oh!
Avengers Assemble!

Cat TipperGot a good reason
For meowing an easy shout out
Got a good reason
For meowing an easy shout out now
She was a cat tipper
An evil human yeah
It too me so long to meow out, and I meowed out

She's a big villain
She pushed me half of the way
She's a big villain
She pushed me half of the way now
She was a cat tipper
An evil human yeah
It too me so long to meow out, and I meowed out

Tried to reason
But she won't listen to logic
Tried to reason
But she won't listen to logic
She was a cat tipper
An evil human yeah
It too me so long to meow out, and I meowed out

Cat tipper, yeah

Feline FeudMy cat says he's evil
Your cat says he's good
Let us put our cats together
And end this feline feud!

We are BullsGive me just an eighth rest
I need to get my lines straight
My sections' in the band room
playing higher than fight of Ball State
My leader she is taking roll
just across the yard
My spots been taken by some trumpeter
asking 'bout a dot (card)
I know you gave it to me months ago
You know I probably did forget
But between the nights and circled horns
And the random holes in our forms
You know I'm trying hard to do my best
So if by the time the field closes
and you feel like falling down
I'll play you my song

Tonight,
We are Bulls
So let's set this field on fire
we can burn brighter
than the full (moon)

Tonight,
We are Bulls
So let's set this

Liberals BelieveDisclaimer: The following is a parody of "Book of Mormon's" I Believe poking fun of a few modern liberal ideologies. This doesn't point at any individual, and if you object to any than it's clear that your normal and not a bandwagoner of every liberal stance.

Bush was the President when I was a child, and he wasn’t near the best!
So what happened? My views started to lean more and more to the left!
So what happened? It was so very exciting…Obama became the president!
So my views are now on the left…what’s so wrong with that?
I know my political side is mightier…and I can’t have any doubt!

I believe&h

Cat Song Compliation 1Cats cats cats, oh catly cats, cats cats cats cats
Go go kitten rangers- meow meow meow meow meow meow
Just meow it'll be okay
Meow meow meow, just meow
Tonight, we are cats
So let's climb a little higher
Cat nip makes us higher than pot
Dirty meowing the moonlight
Take me down like I'm a kitty cat
We are, we are, we are, we are
We are the crazy kitties
I don't want to say you were the cat that got away
The cat that got away
Cat pon de replay
Hey Mr. Kitty can you turn the salmon up?
I meowed once now I wanna meow some more
Kittens have oooh the kittens have it
Kittens have it he's the cat I'm leaving you for
All the single kitties
You put y

It ain't no Microsoft, a love songHey sugar, I got somethin I wanna tell y'all.
Don't worry gurl, it's alright.
I ain't got no floppy-disk, just my mega-byte.

OH.
It ain't no Microsoft,
It ain't no Microsoft!
OH.
It ain't no Microsoft,
It ain't, it ain't no Micro-Microsoft!

I look at you, ugh.
You look at me, yeah.
I've never met a girl that didn't know her way round IT!
But since we are together and we are alive,
how about I teach ya, teach ya how to touch my HARD-DRIVE.

OH.
It ain't no Microsoft,
it ain't no Microsoft!
OH.
It ain't no Microsoft!
It ain't, it ain't no Micro-Microsoft!
OH.
It ain't no Microsoft,
It ain't no Microsoft!
OH.
It ain't no Microsoft,
It ain't, i

I Got My Cat Set On YouI got my cat set on you
I got my cat set on you
I got my cat set on you
I got my cat set on you
But it's gonna take kittens
A litter of precious kittens
It's gonna take plenty of kittens
To do it right cat
It's gonna take meows
A whole lot of silly meows
It's gonna take purring and meows
To do it, to do it, to do it, to do it, to do it right cat
I got my cat set on you
I got my cat set on you
I got my cat set on you
I got my cat set on you
And this time I know it's real
The feline that I feel
I know if I put my tail too it
I know my claws can really do it!
But it's gonna take kittens
A litter of precious kittens
It's gonna take plenty of kitt

I was boredNew favorite song...

OH
THE DRAGONETS ARE COMINGGG
THEY'RE COMING TO SAVE THE DAYYYY
THEY'RE COMING TO FIGHT
FOR THEY KNOW WHATS RIGHT
THE DRAGONETS
HOORAY

/bored

I'll Make a (Poke)Man Out of YouLet's get down to business
To defeat the Gym
Why'd I send out Squirtle
When I need Cherrim?
You're the toughest bunch I ever met
But you can bet that once we're through
That I will take a Gym Badge from you

Beating all the trainers
With my Rapid Spin
Heal at the Center
Now I'm sure to win!
So I'll start this fight with Venonat
And you'll never have a clue
But I will take that Gym Badge from you!

I'm never gonna beat Miltank
Say goodbye to all my Potions
Boy, was I fool for getting rid of Bite
They sent out Charizard?!
Hope he doesn't use Flamethrower
Now I really wish that I knew how to Fly...

(Be a Mon) We must be swift as a Scyther's Fal

Hetalia Boys: A California Gurls ParodyI know a place
Where history is made cooler
Charming, fun and wild,
There must be something in the water

Sitting at World Meetings,
Talking politics while arguing
Our fangirls
Hang out too
Try’n to sneak a little peak
(at us)

You can travel the world
But all you’ll see are personified countries
Once you get to know us
You’ll never wanna leave~

Hetalia boys
We’re unforgettable
Uniforms from both the World Wars
With looks so cute,
so hot; you can't deny it
Oh~

Hetalia boys
So irresistible
Fine, fresh, fierce
And we won't ever stop!
Country flags represent
So put your hands up
Oh~

Last Sea World NightThere's a walrus in my bed
there's a song playin' in my head
plushies all over the room
Flamingos in the pool

I smell like a sushi bar
Seymore's passed out in the yard
Clyde is on the patio
okay, what happened, where'd we go?

Pictures of last time ended up online
we're doomed, oh well
It's a washed out blur but I'm pretty sure it drenched
Clam!

Last Sea world night, yeah
we danced on dolphin tops
and we took to many spots
Bought some merch, or so I though!

Last sea world night,
Yeah we maxed our credit cards
We got kicked of the car
so we hit the water park.

Last Sea world night,
We went running through the park
watchin' orcas in the dar

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12 Days of Myth Busting

by ~pirateking999, Dec 4, 2011, 11:21:11 AM
Literature / Poetry / Humor / Songs & Lyrics

On the first day of Myth-mas, Kari Byron gave to me....
A Fuse to Ignite it all.

On the second day of Myth-mas, Kari Byron gave to me....
2 Sticks of Dynamite
And a Fuse to Ignite it all.

On the third day of Myth-mas, Kari Byron gave to me....
3 Shock Pads
2 Sticks of Dynamite
And a Fuse to Ignite it all.

On the fourth day of Myth-mas, Kari Byron gave to me....
4 Different Robots
3 Shock Pads
2 Sticks of Dynamite
And a Fuse to Ignite it all.

On the fifth day of Myth-mas, Kari Byron gave to me....
5 Viewer Myths
4 Different Robots
3 Shock Pads
2 Sticks of Dynamite
And a Fuse to Ignite it all.

On the sixth day of Myth-mas, Kari Byron gave to me....
6 Homemade Cannons
5 Viewer Myths
4 Different Robots
3 Shock Pads
2 Sticks of Dynamite
And a Fuse to Ignite it all.

On the seventh day of Myth-mas, Kari Byron gave to me....
7 Packs of Lard
6 Homemade Cannons
5 Viewer Myths
4 Different Robots
3 Shock Pads
2 Sticks of Dynamite
And a Fuse to Ignite it all.

On the eighth day of Myth-mas, Kari Byon gave to me....
8 Different Analogs
7 Packs of Lard
6 Homemade Cannons
5 Viewer Myths
4 Different Robots
3 Shock Pads
2 Sticks of Dynamite
And a Fuse to Ignite it all.

On the ninth day of Myth-mas, Kari Byron Gave to me....
9 Pounds of ANFO
8 Different Analogs
7 Packs of Lard
6 Home Made Cannons
5 Viewer Myths
4 Different Robots
3 Shock Pads
2 Sticks of Dynamite
And a Fuse to Ignite it all.

On the tenth day of Myth-mas, Kari Byron gave to me....
10 Pounds of C4
9 Pounds of ANFO
8 Different Analogs
7 Packs of Lard
6 Home Made Cannons
5 Viewer Myths
4 Different Robots
3 Shock Pads
2 Sticks of Dynamite
And a Fuse to Ignite it all.

On the eleventh day of Myth-mas, Kari Byron gave to me....
11 Used Cars
10 Pounds of C4
9 Pounds of ANFO
8 Different Analogs
7 Packs of Lard
6 Home Made Cannons
5 Viewer Myths
4 Different Robots
3 Shock Pads
2 Sticks of Dynamite
And a Fuse to Ignite it all.

On the twelfth day of Myth-mas, Adam Savage gave to me....
12 Water Heaters
11 Used Cars
10 Pounds of C4
9 Pounds of ANFO
8 Different Analogs
7 Packs of Lard
6 Home made Cannons
5 Viewer Myths
4 Different Robots
3 Shock Pads
2 Sticks of Dynamite
And a Fuse to Ignite it all!